Total Medals Earned: 139 (From 37 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,850 Points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (135/135 points)
Make it past Stage 3.
Make it past Stage 2.
Make it past Stage 1.
Defeat the Boss!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (50/100 points)
Complete first 5 levels.
Complete first 9 levels.
Complete Lighbot.
Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)
Get killed by a zombie.
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 5/30 (30/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Don't skip the intro.
Welcome back!
Check out RicePirate's page.
Get a little head.
Reach level 2.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 2/9 (125/500 points)
Defend the weak.
Complete the Game.
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Medals Earned: 5/15 (40/425 points)
Kill one realm unit
Kill 10 units with your Goblin Warriors while the Gold Digger skill is active
Get one of your battalions fully upgraded
Charge the enemy 15 times
Kill 50 units with your Archers, Chamans or Dark Mages
Kill 15 units with your Goblin Kamikazes
Reach 500 feet no later than day 10
Kill 30 units with the Apocalypse special skill
Kill 50 units with your Demon
Ressurect 10 Underworld Fighters
Kill 40 units while the Black Rain skill is active
Reach 1000 feet no longer than day 25
Get your entire army fully upgraded
Complete the game
Complete the game no later than day 45
Medals Earned: 4/8 (115/390 points)
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
Upgrade everything to the max!
Complete all missions!
Medals Earned: 5/8 (75/155 points)
Beat Island Beast
Get all 4 spells
Beat Canyon Beast
Defeat Demon Beast
Defeat all 3 knights
Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
Level up everything to level 8
Medals Earned: 3/9 (55/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/180 points)
The only easy medal you're gonna get.
Survived Level 2-1
Die 2000 times and break the death counter.
